Same fella different dream

The same friend who frustrated me d previous day with his sexy dreams, again pumped me up with another sexyyyyy dreeaaaaammmmmmmmm... Here it is:

" It was a cycle race.. To reach a checkpoint and return is d goal.. I was ready with ma AXN DX..

Then came some boys n gals.. one person per cycle has to travel with racer..

For ma cycle a busty gal with attractive b**bs came..

She was wearin a tight skirt.. i asked her to sit in horizontal bar(you know d space btwn rider n handle bar).. Then race started

The traffic was too heavy and d road is slippery.. I was pedaling fast.. Naan kaiyya vechukitu summa irupena.?? Summa -------------sensor cut---------------- !!!

Then into tough racing part.. Winning d race was very important for me. At one place there was traffic jam. Then I showed ma cycling skills, slid and reached d checkpoint.. I was making ma hand strike her (.) (.) frequently.. Then I turned back towards finish line and started cycling..

I was leadin by quite a long distance.. This time I boldly kept ma right hand on her right b***s and pressed it.. Race over.. dream over cos no current and no fan.."

aRajaGam 05 :)))

Beg ur pardon for postin this late.. am writin this here after many requests from ma frens.. once again this s about a gang called 'aRajaGaM 05'.. its a gang of 5 diploma holders of Computer Engineering which comprises of myself, navaneethan, chandru, manoj kumar, srivastalan.. lets c wat namma pasanga
r doin now and done in coll..

Lets start with Chandru...
Chandru: Ivana pathi enna solrathu... super comedian..basically ivan remba nallavan pola scenea poduvan..aana apdiyellam illai.. ivan remba remba nallavan.. evlo ottanalum thanguvan...
He was d secretary of our department association and he was f**kd up durin d final year.. cos he was busy all d days coz of association works and finally his semester marks fkd up..
ivan character eppadina.. ponnunga kooda pesana ivan engala kanduka ve mattan.. pachai dhrogi.. avan mattum kallai poduvan.. nadhari.. apparam roada cross panradhuku kooda bayapaduvan.. ippavum apdithan.. eppavum apidithan irupan.. thirutha mudiyathu... his main goal s 2 start a business firm and 2 become an entreprenuer.. well, that isn't bad.. nyze dream man.. we'll be with u...now hez doin BTech IT in TCE, CBE.. angayum idhathan pannikite irupan... :-)
Nick name: Batista
Hails from: Palladam,CBE
Skills: kadalai podarathu, good in management (really)

Navaneethakrishnan: peru dhan ivalavu neelam.. aana mandayala onnum illai.. ha ha.. juz kidding.. really hez a born genius - appadinu pacha poi yellam sollamaten.. he joined dce as a lateral entry stud.. anna anna vaanga na vaanga na....hez havin enormous mathematical skills!! His dream s 2 bcum a reputed computer professional..Hez workin in a private concern now..
Nick name: thatha
Hails from: CBE
Skills: thinks out of the box!

Manoj Kumar: pera ketta summa adhirudhila.. appadinu thalaivar madhiri build up kudupan... ore geth dhan... but i've 2 say d truth.. hez gud in programming and kadalais...hez gud in mokkais too.. mokkai mohan... he worked really hard durin his polytech days.. he starts at 6.30 in tirupur to coll and he leaves coll @ 6.30 in eve.. thats really hard..another thing s hez gud in hacking... best hacker in arajagam05.. i've learnt many things from him... how hez workin in wipro,chennai.. njoy man..
Nick name: mokkai,geth
Hails from: Tirupur
Skills: mokkai podudhal, pgming,hacking...

Srivastalan: peru nalla than iruku.. aana aalu oru maanga...Ivanuku onnume theriyathu... still a baby..still learning.. varumbodhu kozhandhai ya vandhan.. pogumpothu kodurama ponan.. sakkaya comedy pannuvan... ponnungala supera ottuvan.. hez d money bank..and he often gets scoldings from staffs.. ivan periya hard worker ellam kedayathu... aana epdiyum mark vaangiduvan...now hez doin ECE in Periyar in Tanjore..
Nick name: Kozhandhai,amul
Hails from: CBE
Skills: perusa onnum illai



thodarum...

Comedy @ Climax :-)

Last week I met Bharath after a gap of three solid months. Oh man, he's still d same.. I mean his size.. thuli kooda maatram illai.. He came to Coimbatore for some work and he phoned me to come to Gandhipuram to meet him.
I set for GPuram.. On d way , I met him jus near Tech and he got into ma bus. We met, luked each other's mobs..and finally v reached RK Pani Poori Stall.. his fav fast food shop..V had a plate of hot of pp.. but he was still hungry.. so v went to another ff center.. there he had a plate of hot mushroom stuff..
And finally we had a walk to d bus stand.. he stopped suddenly in a chips' shop to buy his mom's fav chips.. i was msgin him instantly.. he saw ma msg and replied " adingu!".. then he returned frm d shop ( with no chips ,.. we both dint notice that..) then in bus stand, he boarded a good bus and d bus was abt to kick off.. suddenly he shouted " de subash.. odra.. odra.. chips a kadailaye marandhu vechutu vandhuten da... odra".. I dono wat 2 do.. I forgot that shops.. he blasted out of his bus and started running(with his 65 kg body) to d chips' ship... i was running behind him.. suddenly he halted and told me " dai.. nee onnu pannu.. poi en bag a paathuko! adha evanavadhu aataiya potra poranuga.." then i returned back to d bus... the bus started and it was runnin... i dono wat 2 do... but he arrived @ d right tym and got into d bus ( with chips, of course!)... from that moment i cudn't stop laughin 4 d nxt 30 mins... oh man,really funny...
Finally he bid bye 2 me and signed off!! :-) :-)

FIFA 06 Intro Commentary

"Game after game after game, I realise now what's the most important in my life: Football, Show me something more thrilling than a perfect volley; tell me you've never dreamed of the immaculate strike and that passionate moment when the whole nation holds it breath. Tell me that football is not our common language when the world stops for ninety minutes to be witness to that one special moment.

You could tell me I'm wrong: some may say it's just a game but this is about heroes and tribes, loyalties and devotion; it's our battle and our belief, our commitment and our passion; this is our fate. Now feel the fever of the crowd, hear the roar of the faithful.. You're Ronaldinho, you're Wayne Rooney, this is your moment "

Fab4's leelaigal !!!

We , a grp of four (Me, Bharath, Baskar & Joseph ) named ourselves as FAB4.. Once we asked each of ourselves to describe our mischievious incidents happend in our lives! Here r d leelaigal!! Enjoy..
Starting with Baskar...
BASKAR:

Ah.. one @ coll.. Ma class gals came on onam saree.. one gal named m******i was so so hot..she was exactly like preeti zinta.. i kept on sightin her.. wow.. wat a structure.. wat curves.. sexy..
BHARATH:

1.Once in 7th ma frnd threw a stone on me.. biut i ducked down and it went straight to hit our PT master.. then wat else?? 100 sit ups for him... poor guy.. still now he doesn't talk to me..

2. I went to SR jewellery coimbatore.. every 1 sat.. i was standin.. suddenly a huge AUNTY STOOD UP AND CHOSE A DESIGN.. BEFORE SHE SAT I REMOVED THE STOOL AND I SAT.POOR AUNTY FELL DOWN GOT HURT AND WENT AWAY EMBARRASED...

3.Here once v had a fight long back.. 2 gals started 2 fight each other using bad words.. very green words. .a boy recorded it and started to play it all over the place and wow..That day only i believed that gals know more bad words than boys.. mind u..both were aged 20 and 22 respectively..! Ex: U went to him 2 noghts na?? like this...!!!!

JOSEPH (you'll surely njoy dis!!):
1.One day while am on d way to CHENNAI from CBE in train, one punjabi aunty having super structure wit big melons came wit her husband and sat near me.. i saw her and noticed she was injured her leg.. while train starts to move, his husband leave her and told me to help her in moving when CHENNAI station came.. i told ok.. ( thats all, he dint tell d remainin!!)

2. 10th padikkum podhu en lover ********* va en veetuku kootitu poirundhen.. avala en friendoda friendunu enga veetla solliten.. en two girl classmates avanga figure oda vanthurunthnaga.. that day was raksha bandhan.. we all went to upstairs wher there is single room.. ore jalsa thaan ponga..ore comedy...

3. While studyin 10th, my tamil teacher wil give the answer papers to me to put total seice i was topper in class.. i'll change my friends' marks and tell her lie..

4. One day in bus, one aunty sat in my seat and started to sleep.. while sleepin her b()()bs and big butts were touchin me..i dono wat 2 do since i was sitting near window.. jus enjoyed...

5. Then while studyin 10th, one gal classmate was haing sema stucture.. uniform for gals is frock type.. one day she luked too sexy.. i dono wat 2 do..slightly i inserted ma legs into her frock touched her legs and very coollysaid SORRY.. she also said OK..wat a day that was!! hey apidi ellam paaka koodathu.. i did it 4 fun 1ly..

6. Then again in 10th, on teachers day all teachers went to attend mass since it was a christian institute.. that time all 3 pairs vich i said b4 met in ma class and started our work !!!!

Beyond love :-)

I'm gonna write abt a useful thing ma coll is involved in.. ma coll guyz r in a non-profitable welfare club called BEYOND LOVE.. this club helps the poor,orphans and many gud things.. and one gud news is , am also a part of this gr8 club..am feelin gr8 that am doin somethin gud in ma lyf..
Ma coll guyz collect a minimum of Rs.20 from d whole coll and they send d money to d head office @ Tirupur..They use it 4 a gud cause.. gr8 na?

Worst lecturer in the world!!!

I'm ashamed of writing this here.. but I still feel that it shud be told..

There's a f*ckin faculty named A***a*a in ma dept.. she's takin one of the easiest papers.. but she's her lectures r kinda bulls**t.. basically she's a f*c| Well.. in her lab hours she'll give progs jus b4 d lab starts and then she still expects us to complete algorithm and flowchart b4 d lab starts.. v usually never complete it and still enter d lab in style.. those three hours wil be hell 4 us.. v know that she knows nothin in her subject.. but she still acts perfectly that she knows everythin...so v give her a name THE WORST LECTURER IN THE WORLD!!.. V don wanna study under b***h... if any stud from ma coll read this, make sure u forward this post to all studs of our coll!!!

Bharath, Me and SMS !!

It was around January in 2008, when I was doin DCE in PSGTECH, ma frnds Karthi and Chandru handed me a request to send some forward msgs to Bharath of Automobile dept of ma coll. They said he's very interested in reading ma stunning forward msgs. I used to send lot of forward SMSs to ma frnds at that time. Since I was usin Nokia 1100 (now changd to 1650) during those days, it was easy for me to send hundreds of rocking msgs to frnds thru distribution list facility of Nokia.
I msgd him that ni8 and he replied too. He said that ma msgs were gr8 and he'd like 2 receive more frm me in future. Then I started msgin him as I did to ma other frnds. He startin lovin ma msgs and we both started chattin since then. We haven't missed a single day since then in our lyf. We're chattin daily abt our daily happenings and it crossed an year. B4 our SMS relationship, I dono anythin abt him except he's a techian... But I know everythin abt him includin his personal matters!!
The best moment in our chat came @ May 08.. I 4got d date.. But I cud still remember that ni8.. I was sleepless @ that night as I was eagerly waiting for the Champions League semi-final between Manchester United and Barcelona to kick-off.. he msgd me a " Hi.." @ mid-n8.. Thot he was crazy, laughed within myself.. Then started our chat. It lasted for more than an hour only came to an end due 2 a network prob. That was a gr8 chat..
and we're still chattin... chattin... chattin...

John Terry - A True Legend

This is John Terry's open letter to Chelsea fans following the 2008 Champions League Final loss against Manchester United !


To all the Chelsea fans, all my team-mates, the manager and staff at the club.

I am so sorry for missing the penalty and denying you the fans, my team-mates, family and friends the chance to become European champions.

Many people have told me I don't need to say that but I feel I need to, that's just me. I have relived that moment every minute since it happened. I have only slept a few hours and wake up every time hoping it's all been a bad dream.

I have had some amazing support from fans, current and ex-players, family and friends and I need to thank everyone for that. But I am a big man and I take responsibility for us not winning.

I am and ALWAYS will be Chelsea through and through. I will give my all on and off the pitch to win this trophy as a player and one day as a manager. And I am sure we will win it.

That night in Moscow will haunt me forever and I feel I have let everybody down and this hurts me more than anything. I am not ashamed about crying. This is a trophy I have tried so hard year after year to win and it was just an uncontrollable reaction, I wear my heart on my sleeve, everybody knows that.

The road to Rome starts here, we have to try and turn this experience to our advantage. I am very proud of how far we have come this season with everything that has gone on.

Thank you for all your support for the team this season.'


You're a true legend, Mr.Chelsea.

Women & Men !

TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah.

Back 2 form !

Ma coll have restarted again after a week's hols! and now am in a busy part of dis year.. No leave 4 d next 2 months and lyf wil b really a hell 4 all d studs..Well, hmmm,ma stupid staffs r really makin ma lyf hectic...Thanx 4 readin ma feelings!!!

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Ma College Review !!

( Inspired by http://hackerashwin.blogspot.com/2009/01/review-of-my-college-010.html )

As u all know , am doin 2^nd yr IT in Sri Ramakrishna Institute of Tech, Coimbatore.. (SRIT)

Here r some features(not really) ma coll have ..

1.Principal: The principal (and nobody is sure he is princy) is a fat jobless a$$h0l3 who knows only one thing- 'Shouting'. He doesn't care about college, he doesn't care about students. All he cares is Money ( he collected 150 Rs b4 xamz bt no 1 knows d exact reason.. absolute robbery!!)

2. Faculty: Oh,well, ma coll doesn’t have teachers and professors.. Instead it have some employees caring only abt money. Teaching is just a 9 to 5 job for them. Who am I to blame?

3.Buses: They’re not buses.. wat I’m travellin in is jus a motor vehicle with four wheels.. Same age old buses without any audio systems.. 90 mins of travellin per day.. jus spendin d tym by chattin wit ma frend thru SMS..

4. Ground: Ha.. its d only part of ma coll tats gud..but v still play footy , cricket & hockey in d same ground.. anyway, it s gud..

5. Library: Its jus a place 4 storing old buks.. havin digital lib facilities.. but always occupied by bl**dy seniors. Most of our text books will be borrowed by staffs.. So wat v studs can do??

6.Environment: Super.. situated @ d foots of nameless hills.. fantastic surroundings.. gr8 place for an Educational Institution …

7.Hostel: I dono wat d hosteler’s think abt hostel.. but as a dayscholar, I’ve to say dat its OK !..the beauties’ hostel is located @ d backside of boys’ hostel.. hostelers shud feel lucky to enjoy d perfect weather.. really..

8. Canteen: Its d place most of d boyz will b @ break..well , its 5ne xcept water & rice..

One Word abt ma college: SUCKS!

Rating: 0/10 (Perfect!!)

Reasons 4 Football being No.1 Sport in the World

Here are a few reasons for soccer being the no.1 game in the earth..

1. Football is played in 200+ countries in the world which is much gr8er than Cricket(12+) and Hockey (10+).

2. Football stadiums are usually bigger than any other sports’ stadium.

3. History behind football is great! Most of the clubs were formed in late 19th century and the World Cup was started in early 20th century.

4. It’s a team sport.. All the 22 players of both teams can play @ the same time.

5. Fan following for football is much larger than any other sport.

6. Soccer can be played in rain as most of other sports will be stopped !!

7. Interesting rules like Yellow and Red cards, penalty shoot-out will surely make other sports’ fans to follow football