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Monday, April 27, 2009

Buchanan's Top 10 ideas!!!


These are the top 10 ideas of Mr. John Buchanan to innovate some new ideas into cricket.. Do comment..

10. Ambidextrous 3rd Umpire:
In the futuristic world, an ambidextrous umpire would be able to click the "OUT"/"NOT OUT" button either with his left hand or right hand. In case a referral happens when the 3rd umpire is using his right hand to drink lemonade, talk on the cell phone to bookies, shave his beard, or goof around with a PlayStation - he can quickly use his left hand to deliver the decision.

9. Magnetic Pitches: Players play on pitches that has magnetic properties. The ball has an embedded object in it also with magnetic properties. At the moment the ball pitches on the wicket it can do one of two things (a) stick to the wicket or (b) get repelled by the pitch (due to dynamically changing pole orientation) and simulate a random bad bounce. The unpredictability introduced to the situation will make cricket all the more exciting.

8. Blinking Floodlights: This innovative idea simulates a disco dance floor inside a cricket stadium. The rapid ON/OFF switching of floodlights would mean that the players, fielders, spectators and batsman can barely sight the ball. The increased suspense and unpredictability gives the coach more options and allows him to implement various strategies.

7. Auto Shut Helmets: Modern technology that totally covers the batsman's face and shuts out all light from outside. Consequently, the batsman's world becomes very dark. This serves two purposes. (a) The batsman can shut himself out to a period of intense concentration and when he reopens the helmet the ball will be bright and visible. (b) The bowler has 3 PowerOff play options . This is a play where the batsman has to shut his helmet totally and face 1 over for every PowerOff Play

6. Yo-Yo Balls. This technology involves a elastic band. One end is tied to the ball on the other to the bowlers hand. The bowler runs up and delivers the ball. The ball teases the batsman by appearing to come towards him but suddenly retreats back to the bowler. The bowler can optionally slip in a yo-yo delivery after bowling a few normal deliveries. This tests the skills of the batsman to reach out and hit a ball that is actually rapidly going away from him. The bowler now need not worry his line. A new skill call "recession point" will come into play where the bowler will start to make the ball recede away from the batsman at an optimum point. This optimum point will ensure that the ball slightly touches the bat before receding completely back to the bowler and it recedes at a pace that allows the ball to comeback to the bowler without pitching again.

5. Wired Abdomen Guards. This technology has two wires extending out of the batsman's abdomen guard to touch his scrotum. There are 3 controls to this abdomen guard. The Umpire has one control and can press the control when (a) batsman shows dissent and (b) has played out more than 2 maiden overs. Since 3rd umpire is ambidextrous they can zap the batsman and at the same time browse porn in their 3rd umpire's monitor. The bowler has a control pad. The bowler can either bowl one bouncer per over or press this control pad to zap the batsman's balls at the time of delivery. The batsman has the third control, which he can press to zap himself back into concentration.

4. Short-Leg Y.G.Mahendra. As a special request erstwhile comedian Y.G. Mahendra has made a secret pact with John Buchanan to help stimulate activity in the cricket field. Y.G. Mahendra serves two powerful purposes (a) stand at forward short-leg and tell jokes to the batsman. The consequent brain damage caused to the batsman will make the task of concentrating and batting a challenging task. (b) Opposition teams can use "Zen & Y.G.M." to practise intense tolerance levels. The coach can have YGM talk to a batsman for several hours. This will improve the batsman's tolerance and patience levels so much that batting all 5 days of a match will look like child's play.

3. Jack In The Pitch Batsman: The batsman does stand at the crease. But instead of above the pitch, he stands underneath the pitch. Exactly at the time the bowler is on his delivery stride, the section of the pitch near the striker opens and the batsman pops out via a hybrid spring technology. How the batsman manages to hit the ball while flying up is exactly where his skill is tested.

2. Disappearing Bowlers: The bowler wears clothes that uses light absorption technology based on properties of a black hole. The bowler disappears at the start of the run-up and then re-appears at the point of delivering the ball. The consequent surprise at the delivery point, combined with the bowler trying to zap the batsman's balls as the batsman is popping from underneath the pitch is sure to be a glorious cricketing moment.

1. Multiple Umpires at each end. In what will revolutionize cricket we will have 5 umpires at the non-strikers end, 3 leg umpires and 3 off-umpires. Each of them will give their own decision for every appeal by the bowler. Not only that - they will call their own wides, no-balls, and bouncers. In case of conflicting decisions to a bowler's appeal a dynamic algorithm will calculate the weighted average of (3 * Main Umpire + 2* Leg Umpire - 1/2 * Off-Umpire). Phase-2 of multiple umpire situation will involve multiple bowlers bowling to one batsman. At that time if N represents the number of bowlers appealing and M the number of bowlers not-appealing the decision will be calculated based on nCn-1 (N ^ 2)(3 * Main Umpire + 2* Leg Umpire - 1/2 * Off-Umpire) - d/dx (1/Sqrt(M) * 3 * Main Umpire + 2* Leg Umpire - 1/2 * Off-Umpire)).

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Comedy @ Climax :-)


Last week I met Bharath after a gap of three solid months. Oh man, he's still d same.. I mean his size.. thuli kooda maatram illai.. He came to Coimbatore for some work and he phoned me to come to Gandhipuram to meet him.
I set for GPuram.. On d way , I met him jus near Tech and he got into ma bus. We met, luked each other's mobs..and finally v reached RK Pani Poori Stall.. his fav fast food shop..V had a plate of hot of pp.. but he was still hungry.. so v went to another ff center.. there he had a plate of hot mushroom stuff..
And finally we had a walk to d bus stand.. he stopped suddenly in a chips' shop to buy his mom's fav chips.. i was msgin him instantly.. he saw ma msg and replied " adingu!".. then he returned frm d shop ( with no chips ,.. we both dint notice that..) then in bus stand, he boarded a good bus and d bus was abt to kick off.. suddenly he shouted " de subash.. odra.. odra.. chips a kadailaye marandhu vechutu vandhuten da... odra".. I dono wat 2 do.. I forgot that shops.. he blasted out of his bus and started running(with his 65 kg body) to d chips' ship... i was running behind him.. suddenly he halted and told me " dai.. nee onnu pannu.. poi en bag a paathuko! adha evanavadhu aataiya potra poranuga.." then i returned back to d bus... the bus started and it was runnin... i dono wat 2 do... but he arrived @ d right tym and got into d bus ( with chips, of course!)... from that moment i cudn't stop laughin 4 d nxt 30 mins... oh man,really funny...
Finally he bid bye 2 me and signed off!! :-) :-)

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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Fab4's leelaigal !!!

We , a grp of four (Me, Bharath, Baskar & Joseph ) named ourselves as FAB4.. Once we asked each of ourselves to describe our mischievious incidents happend in our lives! Here r d leelaigal!! Enjoy..
Starting with Baskar...
BASKAR:

Ah.. one @ coll.. Ma class gals came on onam saree.. one gal named m******i was so so hot..she was exactly like preeti zinta.. i kept on sightin her.. wow.. wat a structure.. wat curves.. sexy..
BHARATH:

1.Once in 7th ma frnd threw a stone on me.. biut i ducked down and it went straight to hit our PT master.. then wat else?? 100 sit ups for him... poor guy.. still now he doesn't talk to me..

2. I went to SR jewellery coimbatore.. every 1 sat.. i was standin.. suddenly a huge AUNTY STOOD UP AND CHOSE A DESIGN.. BEFORE SHE SAT I REMOVED THE STOOL AND I SAT.POOR AUNTY FELL DOWN GOT HURT AND WENT AWAY EMBARRASED...

3.Here once v had a fight long back.. 2 gals started 2 fight each other using bad words.. very green words. .a boy recorded it and started to play it all over the place and wow..That day only i believed that gals know more bad words than boys.. mind u..both were aged 20 and 22 respectively..! Ex: U went to him 2 noghts na?? like this...!!!!

JOSEPH (you'll surely njoy dis!!):
1.One day while am on d way to CHENNAI from CBE in train, one punjabi aunty having super structure wit big melons came wit her husband and sat near me.. i saw her and noticed she was injured her leg.. while train starts to move, his husband leave her and told me to help her in moving when CHENNAI station came.. i told ok.. ( thats all, he dint tell d remainin!!)

2. 10th padikkum podhu en lover ********* va en veetuku kootitu poirundhen.. avala en friendoda friendunu enga veetla solliten.. en two girl classmates avanga figure oda vanthurunthnaga.. that day was raksha bandhan.. we all went to upstairs wher there is single room.. ore jalsa thaan ponga..ore comedy...

3. While studyin 10th, my tamil teacher wil give the answer papers to me to put total seice i was topper in class.. i'll change my friends' marks and tell her lie..

4. One day in bus, one aunty sat in my seat and started to sleep.. while sleepin her b()()bs and big butts were touchin me..i dono wat 2 do since i was sitting near window.. jus enjoyed...

5. Then while studyin 10th, one gal classmate was haing sema stucture.. uniform for gals is frock type.. one day she luked too sexy.. i dono wat 2 do..slightly i inserted ma legs into her frock touched her legs and very coollysaid SORRY.. she also said OK..wat a day that was!! hey apidi ellam paaka koodathu.. i did it 4 fun 1ly..

6. Then again in 10th, on teachers day all teachers went to attend mass since it was a christian institute.. that time all 3 pairs vich i said b4 met in ma class and started our work !!!!